If Only.....

- If Adam and Chava were Chassidish we would still be in paradise... Chava would never be allowed to talk to Adam!

- If Adam and Chava were Chinese we would still be in Paradise ... Instead of
the apple they would've eaten the snake!

- If Adam and Chava were Mexican we would still be in paradise.... They
wouldn't have been able to reach the tree!

- If Adam and Chava were Rednecks we'd still be in paradise... They wouldn't
have had enough teeth to eat the apple!

- If Adam and Chava were Muslim we'd still be in Paradise ... Adam would
never listened to his wife & would never have eaten the apple!

- If Adam and Chava were African we would still be in Paradise ... Instead of
the apple Adam would've eaten Chava!

- If Adam and Chava would've been Jewish we would still be in Paradise ...
They would have sold the freakin apple!

- If Adam & Chava were Briskers we'd still be in paradise... They'd still be
Klering which Brocha to make!

- If Adam & Chava would've been Amshinov we would still be in Paradise ...
They would still not have eaten it yet!

- If Chava had been a seminary girl we'd still be in paradise..... Chava
would've shrieked and ran away when she saw the snake!
- If Adam & Chava would've been American we'd still be in Paradise ... They
would never have eaten anything healthy!

- If Adam and Chava had been doctors we'd still be in Paradise .... The apple
would've kept them away.

- If Adam & Chava would have worked for Bill Gates we'd still be in
paradise... They would have been told to stay away from Apple at all costs!

- If Adam & Chava would have been Polish we'd still be in paradise... They
would have no clue what to do with an apple!

IF IF IF IF IF IF.................... IF ONLY THE WORD 'IF' HAD NOT BEEN
INVENTED...